Azalea Springs is a white Texan paradise only a short limo-ride from Peyton Place and Stepfrod. Everyone is rich, the men are rugged and the men have big hair. Yet scrape a perfectly manicured fingernail over the veneer and underneath lies a seething hot-bed of lesbianism and homosexuality. Guilty gays meet at Brother Daniel’s Turn or Burn Homo-No-Mo meetings, whilst among the ladies who lunch , society girl Alex gets involved in a sexy romance with an old school friend, to the distress of her family and delighted scandal of the community. Then, at a charity do, a rumour spreads that there’s something in the water that turns people queer.